January 2011
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The worst soap opera cliffhanger lines leading...
starlitskyandyouandme:
According to Colin Mochrie:
What’s for dinner?
Wait a minute, this says you shouldn’t operate heavy machinery.
99… Here I come.
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"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
exceedinglypeculiar:
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
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If you can pronounce correctly every word in this...
crimsun:
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“Mediocrity is my biggest fear. I’m not afraid of total failure, because I don’t...”
– (via rdjmrwonderful)
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When you're talking to some one about Robert and...
downeylove:
I’m like:
And they’re like:
And when that happens I wanna be like:
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To left-handed people:
iwantcupcakes:
I kid, of course. The way you guys hold your pen is adorable. President Obama is left-handed And it’s wickedly difficult to play against you in tennis (then again, I’m an abysmal tennis player with non-existent hand-eye coordination)
I am a left-hander! So, many thanks! xD
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Alan Rickman DAILY!: For those that say Alan... →
alanrickmandaily:
For those that say Alan Rickman is not attractive, they must be new
For those that think Snape is the worst teacher at Hogwarts, they failed their chemistry class
For those that were pleased Hans Gruber died at the end of Die Hard, they are Bruce Willis fans
For those that can’t find Alan’s…
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Your parents' expectations of school (Robert...
disguisedasanotherdude:
They expect you to go to school like:
But you’re like:
They expect you to be in class like:
But you’re like:
They expect you before an exam to be all like:
But really you’re like:
They expect you to be friends with your classmates like:
But really you’re actually like:
They expect you to react to your exam mark like:
But really you’re like:
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“Swearing is a really important part of one’s life. It would be impossible to...”
– Stephen Fry (via fuckyeahstephenfry)
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Being nice to someone you dislike doesn't mean...
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